CHARGE!!!!!!
Muddy day gymnastics peak in the height of winter around the waller pit we call home... Of course, Wyatt comes to the competition prepared to show his best. He has trained for several weeks with his new moves.
First, it's a single somersault, difficulty of 6.0, with a muddy foot handicap.
Then buttocks hangtime is shown for bonus points. Grass on feet increases difficulty level to 7.8.
And the four limb off the ground landing brings the crowd to their feet. Hurray!!!!! Judge Mommy gives a 10 for total effort.
Next my porcine son moves onto the muddy balance beam for the next level of competition. Oh Yeah! Bonus points added for the extra mud on foot.
Then the competitor finishes his routine with a two foot plant and an extra difficult tongue waggle, then an arm stretch move for final victory.
Wyatt thinks, "Come on Ella, I've got things to teach you. Just take of those there mud boots and I'll lead the way. Me and Adam are pros at this mudding stuff."
The mud is getting a little old for me, but to some people the mud is a never ending source of entertainment. It does not help that I take pictures. It only feeds their appetite for clothing destruction.
And if you were wondering, Ella went through four pair of pants today and Wyatt only two.
Also, this week I have some new characters to introduce from our winter menagerie!! Stay tuned for the exciting reveal later in the week...
