Like most people, or rather like bloggers, since we bloggers are not like other people, I have a meter on my blog which tracks a lot of stuff which I don't understand at all.
Luckily, I am able to figure out what key words means. And I am humored about several of the word combinations that have resulted in somebody out there finding this blog here.
These are the top fifteen for your reading enjoyment:
1. see a rooster's rear end
2. do cats mourn the loss of the dead kittens
3. dead cat blood mouth
4. two dead cats
5. chickens have no feathers on their butt
6. bainbridge island rooster
7. cat hung up dead
8. raccoons eating goldfish
9. costco frozen lasagna
10. how to move to simpler life on the oregon coast
11. cat rubs and meows a lot
12. goldfish in bags law
13. baby tree swallow formula
14. if my cat is 6 years old, my dog is 3 years old and my horse is 12 years old what would be the equivalent.... (the rest got cut off)
15. round chicken coop
16. ground squirrel abatement
Therefore, by this account all I have going on at my blog is dead cats and naked chickens. Yep, that about sums it up! Two Dead Cats, Why Me is a post that keeps on giving. I would have never imagined that. And there are numerous posts where I make fun of and disparage the fact our chickens are bald, so go figure.
All I have to do is add in the occasional serving of a juicy lasagna story and some baby tree swallows to round out the conversation. Otherwise, I think I need to throw in the towel about now. Happy googling folks.
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20 comments:
I'm still having a hard time accepting that chickens don't have feathers on their butts. Shocking.
That's funny! I want to try it too!
Wow! Those are wild. LOL
I love doing this so much! I have had some seriously weird stuff come up in mine... Like I have NO idea how the heck it came up...
well, you could have dead chickens and naked cats....
Pricilla-you could be right, but how funny would it be if that got me here. I'll see where that one takes me...
That is so funny that your dead cat post gets so many hits! Haha!
I admit it was the cat story that got me here. It is a good one. :D
I find the fact that people are searching for such terms quite frightening! Argh! Keep yer flail handy, honey...
I like #14. Maybe you can start a contest on who provide the funniest ending to that search string.
IDK where you look up that stuff but its pretty funny. I should go check mine out some time.
I have been a terrible, terrible friend. I blame depression and back pain and anything else I can think of. Please forgive me. A couple quick things:
1) Thank you. Heartfelt and deeply sincere. You know why.
2) I have not forgotten her cap. I just need to grab the right yarn. It is coming.
3) We saw your chickens at the fair, but they weren't naked. Just know that we were thinking of you when we saw them.
4) Thanks again. You are a wonderful, fantastic person.
And I forgot:
5) I found the most awesome material for an apron for you with 'your' chickens/roosters (whatever they are) on it. And I am going to make you an apron. Soon. Just working on the purchasing of the material. You will love it.
I love when people post their google searches, they are hilarious! Mine are all about stripping and hookers for some reason.
Wow you have some messed up readers! LoL
I take full responsibility for #10: how to move to simpler life on the oregon coast. And after reading your blog I've put my house on the market. LOL.
Clearly you make a lot of wildlife mentions as nearly every search had some type of animal reference. You are a lady of the land! :)
Oh, my goodness, you've got some strange searches for your blog. I wonder what happened when they got here and if they stopped and left comments or subscribed.
I've got to check mine out but I'm not sure how :(
So classic! Which site counter do you use? I understand alot of the IP address stuff but have never looked to see if if has the google searches...
And somewhere in there someone is sprinkling in a dash of goldfish talk. I personally liked the 'goldfish in a bag law'...you know, because goldfish have rights too.
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