Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Somebody Googled "This" and Got to Here

Like most people, or rather like bloggers, since we bloggers are not like other people, I have a meter on my blog which tracks a lot of stuff which I don't understand at all.

Luckily, I am able to figure out what key words means. And I am humored about several of the word combinations that have resulted in somebody out there finding this blog here.

These are the top fifteen for your reading enjoyment:

1. see a rooster's rear end

2. do cats mourn the loss of the dead kittens

3. dead cat blood mouth

4. two dead cats

5. chickens have no feathers on their butt

6. bainbridge island rooster

7. cat hung up dead

8. raccoons eating goldfish

9. costco frozen lasagna

10. how to move to simpler life on the oregon coast

11. cat rubs and meows a lot

12. goldfish in bags law

13. baby tree swallow formula

14. if my cat is 6 years old, my dog is 3 years old and my horse is 12 years old what would be the equivalent.... (the rest got cut off)

15. round chicken coop

16. ground squirrel abatement

Therefore, by this account all I have going on at my blog is dead cats and naked chickens. Yep, that about sums it up! Two Dead Cats, Why Me is a post that keeps on giving. I would have never imagined that. And there are numerous posts where I make fun of and disparage the fact our chickens are bald, so go figure.

All I have to do is add in the occasional serving of a juicy lasagna story and some baby tree swallows to round out the conversation. Otherwise, I think I need to throw in the towel about now. Happy googling folks.

20 Comments for OSL:

Debbie said...

I'm still having a hard time accepting that chickens don't have feathers on their butts. Shocking.

the ungourmet said...

That's funny! I want to try it too!

Karen said...

Wow! Those are wild. LOL

MsSnarkyPants said...

I love doing this so much! I have had some seriously weird stuff come up in mine... Like I have NO idea how the heck it came up...

Pricilla said...

well, you could have dead chickens and naked cats....

Julia said...

Pricilla-you could be right, but how funny would it be if that got me here. I'll see where that one takes me...

Yaya said...

That is so funny that your dead cat post gets so many hits! Haha!

Sara said...

I admit it was the cat story that got me here. It is a good one. :D

Olde Dame Penniwig said...

I find the fact that people are searching for such terms quite frightening! Argh! Keep yer flail handy, honey...

oicned said...

I like #14. Maybe you can start a contest on who provide the funniest ending to that search string.

Hibiscus Moon said...

IDK where you look up that stuff but its pretty funny. I should go check mine out some time.

Vixen said...

I have been a terrible, terrible friend. I blame depression and back pain and anything else I can think of. Please forgive me. A couple quick things:
1) Thank you. Heartfelt and deeply sincere. You know why.
2) I have not forgotten her cap. I just need to grab the right yarn. It is coming.
3) We saw your chickens at the fair, but they weren't naked. Just know that we were thinking of you when we saw them.
4) Thanks again. You are a wonderful, fantastic person.

Vixen said...

And I forgot:
5) I found the most awesome material for an apron for you with 'your' chickens/roosters (whatever they are) on it. And I am going to make you an apron. Soon. Just working on the purchasing of the material. You will love it.

Grand Pooba said...

I love when people post their google searches, they are hilarious! Mine are all about stripping and hookers for some reason.

The Mind of a Mom said...

Wow you have some messed up readers! LoL

Frogs in my formula said...

I take full responsibility for #10: how to move to simpler life on the oregon coast. And after reading your blog I've put my house on the market. LOL.

blueviolet said...

Clearly you make a lot of wildlife mentions as nearly every search had some type of animal reference. You are a lady of the land! :)

Mountain Woman said...

Oh, my goodness, you've got some strange searches for your blog. I wonder what happened when they got here and if they stopped and left comments or subscribed.
I've got to check mine out but I'm not sure how :(

Aunt Spicy said...

So classic! Which site counter do you use? I understand alot of the IP address stuff but have never looked to see if if has the google searches...

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

And somewhere in there someone is sprinkling in a dash of goldfish talk. I personally liked the 'goldfish in a bag law'...you know, because goldfish have rights too.